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不曉得Eight Easy Steps 是不是艾拉妮絲的生活準則，不過既然她已經說了practicing her ass off for years，就當作是吧！也可以當成自己的rule，rule確立施行了，就對自己交待得過去，

就沒有對付不付不爽人的問題。

以下我的翻譯是我的解讀 

Eight Easy Steps

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How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment

1.不擔心被拋棄

How to defer to men in solve-able predicaments

2. 對抗男人帶來的尷尬，但可解決的處境

How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you

3. 引導潮流，成為偶像

How to have that not work and have them run away from you

4. 消除負面，拋諸腦後

How to keep people at arm's length and never get too close

5. 與人有點黏，又不會太黏

How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most

6. 不相信最愛

How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone

7. 假裝很好，又不用任何幫助

How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone

8. 除了付出外，一切無價值

首先，要處理好跟男人的關係(1. 2. 6.)
其次，對自己的style的確立(3.)
EQ的培養(4.)
與人關係、當個施更勝於受的人(5. 7. 8.)

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

A course of a lifetime you'll never forget

I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist 

1)     成為討厭女人的女性主義者

為什麼女性主義者還討厭女人？應該是呼應上面

5. 與人有點黏，又不會太黏 6. 不相信最愛

How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite

2)當個玩弄虔誠的偽君子

厚黑學，不是真心要這要想，可是一種必要的自我防備

How to hate god when you're a pray-er and a spiritualist

3)成為憎恨神的教徒

有可能因為她是無神論者或是想以客觀但冷眼的角度看人與神的關係

How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success

4)由成功的恐懼中覺醒

冷靜的看待這一刻的榮耀、成就，有可能下一刻就灰飛煙滅，以平常心看待，或隨時保持高度警覺

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

A course of a lifetime you'll never forget

I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

I've been doing research for years

I've been practicing my ass off

I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you

Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

A course of a lifetime you'll never forget

I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else

1)    對自己進而大眾說謊

價值觀衝突時的洗腦與說服

How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself

2) 在最痛苦時保持微笑

呼應上面4. 消除負面，拋諸腦後，一種充滿力量卻優雅的格調

How to numb a la holic to avoid going within

3)假日發呆，不涉事

How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything

4) 咒罵每件事，保持不爽

這是否是要保持反骨及革命性格？

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

A course of a lifetime you'll never forget

I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best